TV's Ten Sexiest Women

By Brendan Clarke
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January 20, 2000 | Page 1, 2, 3

Sarah Michelle Gellar?  P-shaw. Katie Holmes? Yawn. Michelle Williams? Okay, I still might throw one her way. But unlike many of my brothers in testosterone-ridden lechery , the just-pubic perfection and genetic improbability of today's TV "sex symbols" just don't put the fizz in my Zima. Admittedly, there are some attractive girls on TV today, but that's just what they are: girls. No, the quickest beater that batters the butter of my heart (and my loins) is a real woman. Preferably a smart, talented, full-grown woman. Some of us are born breast men, while others are addicted to ankles. Me-I was cursed with an annoying need for quality. Instead of scouring the beaches of Baywatch, I find my schoolboy crushes and sexual obsessions on TV's smartly-written comedies and dramas.

But where, you may ask, in this world of silicone seductresses and anorexic angels can such blends of substance and beauty be found? Well, for precisely this reason do I now present the "10 Sexiest Talented Women on TV" Or is it the "Most Talented Sexy Women "? Whatever. They're sexy, they're talented, and they are the reason I pay my cable bill every month.

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